Just in case they ever wise up and take it down, here’s a copy:
Fun Quotes from the Handbook
Agape has a strict “hands off” policy regarding the students. This includes unruly students. Agape staff do not use corporal punishment.
Unless there is an emergency students may not receive calls from their parents or legal guardians until after they have been enrolled for 30 days. Approved grandparents may call after the student has been enrolled for 90 days.
When phone calls are acceptable, there will be only one telephone call every two weeks.